Getting Off the High Horse

In the past week I have been slandered, insulted, even threatened. I have been called arrogant, egocentric, delusional and maniacal… In fact, they have said they may not allow me to pass my “part 6 (sic) MBBS exams”. Interestingly, majority of such statements came from a particular profession more than others; yes, the very ones I said must have been taught sauciness in school. Well,… Read more

NMA vs FMoH: Ebola turn at Nigerian Resident Doctors

Diseases can be terrible; how much more epidemics? It was barely a week ago that I came down with fever, malaise and highly disturbing diarrhoea. It was just after I’d (unsuccessfully) treated malaria with drugs of questionable originality; they had been much cheaper. So my first differential was of course relapse. Then I realigned my sentiments with prevailing public opinion and arrived unquestioningly at Ebola… Read more

NMA Strike – The eyes of Medusa

“I solemnly pledge myself before God and in the presence of this assembly,To pass my life in purity and to practise my profession faithfully.I will abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous,And will not take or knowingly administer any harmful drug.I will do all in my power to maintain and elevate the standard of my profession,And will hold in confidence all personal matters committed to… Read more

CONSULTANT, My FOOT!

Everyone wants to be a doctor, yet not everyone wants to be a “medicine man”. Every parent wants to have a doctor as a child, to be called Mama Doctor, Papa Doctor; even if such child is actually a(n unlicensed) patent medicine dispenser. Yes, ours is a society of vanities, so that even the dumb politician pays (for his credentials) to be doctored– not nursed.… Read more